What the heck is Eurovision?
The Eurovision Song Contest is an international competition that combines the pageantry and spectacle of the Olympics with the absurdist glee of Andrew Lloyd Weber's Cats! It is also the largest and longest held song contest in the world and is watched by more people than the Super Bowl.*
OK, I'm figuring out this site, still...
I'm not sure how much work I want to put into this website. While I wanna go ridiculou, I also make this a usable website for people who maybe don't know me as well, or don't know Eurovision, but want to have good time and maybe show up to a friend-of-a-friend's house party.
Here is a recent draft of a project I've been writing off-and-on over the past couple years.
Planning on going bigger this year.

Eurovision Potpourri
Here's some stuff I've collected. There's a lot of private jokes that have accumulated over the past 69 years.